horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
|me to all my friends:||YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!|
|me to myself:||you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours|
It strikes me how strange people are. You can see them everyday, you can think you know them and then you find out you hardly know them at all.